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Sunday 20 December 2015

AND YOU THOUGHT THAT UNELECTABILITY WAS A MEANS TO AN END?!

SCAM ALERT!!!
So here is the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM's) latest, namely Lyndon Webster (Dr. Ellis Lorenzo Webster's brother) and Haydn Hughes (unknown father), have administered two Facebook pages... two corresponding pages... running side by side... named "Leaks Anguilla". 

Recently they have used one of these pages to attack you, the good people of Anguilla, and blame yours truly Realist Spikenice, subsequently deleting his ability to respond via the said page.

I want to make it abundantly clear to all those who have felt the wrath of these unintelligent animals, that I have in no way, form or fashion, or association in any such indecent and immoral behaviours - whatsoever. You know my style and class. Alternatively, my sole purpose is to counteract the said kinda filth emanating from these imbeciles specifically, and in general, a futile and childish AUM Party.

Realist Spikenice alone, is quite capable and competent enough to challenge, defeat and demolish all of them... ALL, similar to April 2015.

And let me make it abundantly clear to Haydn and Lyndon, that if the AUM fails to keep you two queer lil-bois in check, I will have no alternative but to release the deepest corruption on record of the inner circle of your party.

You have been warned...

Watch this space!

By: Realist Spikenice

Saturday 14 November 2015

A REALIST SPIKENICE'S VIEW

The problem with most of these former Directors and shareholders of the 2 indigenous banks on Anguilla is that they think that banking is business as usual - it's not. The ECCB has the right to reject any bank. The decision is ECCB's, and ECCB's alone... or any Central Bank for that matter of fact.

We do not have a right to the ECCB currency - it's simply an arrangement. Our natural currency right is the British Pound Sterling. We simply can not spend and do as we please with the EC$ and not come under its rules and regulations however draconian some of these rules "may" appear to be.

Shareholders in banks don't own the banks... owning such bank shares/stocks are very much quite different from owning shares/stocks in a private company. Central Banks e.g ECCB, are the money power’s centralized controllers, whether they are private or publicly owned - and globally, there are very few. They are not operated for profit, and ownership of a certain amount of stock in these Central Banks is, by law, a "condition of membership" in the Banking System. These or such stock may not be sold, traded, or pledged as security for a loan, and dividends are, by law, a percent per year.

None of the indigenous banks on Anguilla, irrespective to the opinions you may have heard from the misinformed, has a "Right" to be part of the banking system. It's simply a "Privilege". And, I honestly believe, giving the conduct displayed today, that any such future relation with the Central Bank (ECCB), has seriously been damaged, outside of the normal stress or difficulties surrounding our indigenous banks.

Fellows Anguillians, our choices are scarce - and it's a do or die choice. It's nothing special or exceptional about us. The ECCB can simply reject us, therefore our only other option is the Financial Services/Bank of England. And guess... the rules are even more draconian.

So here is our final option - immediately pay all you owe or meet its consequences,; reject the ECCB's inevitable (a must) banking legislation; reject the Bank of England; give the depositors back their monies; and monies left to be given back to the shareholders.... to perhaps run as a mortgage company.

Are we Jackasses or something?

... honestly Jerome Roberts... I'm sorry!

By: Realist Spikenice

Sunday 8 November 2015

ANGUILLA LOOSE CRIMINALS ON STEROIDS - POLICE ON HIGH ALERT

My Fellow Anguillians

Being ignored causes the same chemical reaction in the brain as experiencing a physical injury, and this Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) is bent on metastasising such chronic mental injury to you the good people of Anguilla. Do not be misled by such high levels of immaturity and incompetence - their record is now archived in the history books of Anguilla's dark and gloomily era... never to be revisited.

Yes, we heard you, and you can be assured that your government is fulfilling your mandate, and methodically working in the best interest of all Anuillians to ensure that the scale and costs of the various government options going forward are comprehensive and transparent.

My people, the road ahead may be rough... as there will never be no yesterdays tomorrow, irrespective to option pursued. In politics, we seem to forget quite easily from soundbites... and though we are not in any blame game, we do respect history, and that's not a sensible or credible option to tripeat... Failure - the other cheek of the same asshole.

We are at a time where there are challenges on the horizon for us as a people, and on this charter, we are in for some turbulent times, turbulent waters ahead. And given the turbulent waters, we need a steady hand to stay the ship. Now is not the time to take a chance or to give Incompetents a chance to try a thing, my fellow Anguillians.

As peaceful law abiding citizens we will need your help. Let us work together - it's all about you.

By: Realist Spikenice

Wednesday 21 October 2015

ANGUILLA INDEPENDENCE, POLITICIANS, AND ACCOUNTABILITY

The discussion about political independence, accountability and, more broadly, governance of Anguilla is nothing new, it’s been discussed since the days of the first Republic some 45 years ago. The core principles of British colonialism and its relationship with the descendants of the African slaves always highlight the need for independence. However the concern is always the readiness of the people and more importantly the vision and attitude of the leaders. This has made support for independence from the people a marginal issue over the years and lacking any official support from the leaders.

In the past since the first republic was destroyed in the wake of the British invasion and occupation, Anguilla had a fledgling independence movement that failed to gain traction but did manage to reopen discussion on the issue. In recent weeks the topic is again on the table but only due to what many consider another high handed British intervention in the local economy. Sadly many of the laws the British are seeking to introduce are necessary for future growth and development. In light of that, the initiative for such laws policies and procedures should have originated with a thinking and visionary local political cadre. It cannot be over emphasized that proper accountability and transparency are needed to make an independent Anguilla successful. Success requires a complex understanding of global politics and supervision of the financial sector with elaborate accountability arrangements for the public sector and a solid public education programme. Based on past experience our policy makers interest in political independence is low outside of the increased status it is likely to bring coupled with the freedom to increase corrupt behavior and practices. 

In order for political independence to become a reality in the future, Anguilla need to have a much broader debate about the development needs and the institutional and organizational structure of independence and this debate must be stimulated by the desire of Anguillians to take control of their destiny.

The perception of Anguillians have changed dramatically in the last few days and even political parties that in the past supported the status quo are now questioning the behavior, arrogance and intentions of the colonial master. However this new wave of attention is unlikely to be self sustaining and only followed in the wake of the recent order in council. Therefore its life cycle is likely to equal to the life cycle of that order. Upon the conclusion of that order it is highly likely the status quo politicians will return to their business as usual approach to governing.

The challenge of political independence in the future is that on the global scene is that there will be a continued blurring of national and international boundaries, financial conglomerates will continues to have more resources than countries even industrial countries, politicians will be constantly forced to rethink their national structure and strategy in order to be in a position to effectively supervise the new realities. The emergence of international standards and codes across a wide section of the financial sector will remain an area of concern and maybe an opportunity for growth. The systemic banking crisis that in recent years has crippled small economies like Anguilla is unlikely to end anytime soon. In the case of Anguilla it is clear that weak regulation and supervision, and sometimes political interference and neglect contributed significantly to the crisis.

The dilemmas that Anguilla faces come for its failure to act and put proper systems for governance in place to foster growth and development. Anguilla needs greater transparency as only transparency will help to safeguard integrity as publish activity gives politicians and civil servants better protection than the veil of secrecy that pervades the present system. Independence and integrity also reinforce each other as they offer both groups legal protection so long as they fall within a system that has clear rules for the election, appointment and removal of politicians and civil servants. A package of creative and forward thinking rules that are capable of supporting the integrity of the politicians and civil servants in a system that can accommodate rapid growth and change. This leads us to the need for accountability; accountability gives additional reasons why politicians and civil servants must keep their integrity.

The growing number of issues and concerns that the general public and to a greater or lesser extend that the British have concerning the vision, policies, behavior or honesty of the local politicians must be addressed. According to QC Don Mitchell these problems can be summarized as follows

• The lack of proper macro-economic and fiscal policies.
• Improper management of public funds.
• No framework document setting a ratio on debt to revenue.
• Lack of proper reporting to the House of assembly.
• Ministers of Government imposing, waiving and varying tax rates and levies without proper authorization.
• No actuarial assessment of Anguilla’s contingent liabilities.
• Failure of the The Minister of Finance to place estimates promptly before the House of Assembly
• Excessive expenditures by government departments.
• Failure of the statutory boards to accurately report their financial performance

In the final analysis these are problems that must be addressed if Anguilla is ever going to progress. It can only be hoped that the local politicians and civil servants, find the political will to tackle these problems before it becomes a national embarrassment where the colonial power is forced to become even more arrogant.

By: Statchel Warner

Sunday 18 October 2015

BE NOT FOOLED ANGUILLIANS...

The Anguilla United Movement (AUM) 2010-2015
The Anguilla Public Finance Order 2015 was predicated out of the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) incompetent Government then lead by the Hon. Hubert Benjamin Hughes and the Hon. Haydn Hughes, his son, signing of the Fiscal Responsibility Framework (FFR) 2013, without even a quorum in Parliament. You the electorate will remember the rush by that set of incompetents to rush-through such legislation without a Quorum, in order to gain a meagre few dollars to make their election campaign look good – sold their souls for a few pieces of silver. Her Excellency was quick to point out - by design - that no point-of-order was moved on the floor in respect to any such lack of a quorum.

We can recall the Hon. Chief Minister Mr. Victor F. Banks unstinting efforts to bring all on-board to negotiate and agree suitable amendments with the UK Government before signing the FFR Agreement. Such “olive branch” to assist the then set of Incompetents in this enterprise was disrespectfully refused. Getting consensus on a few issues was relatively important in putting Anguilla in a more favourable light with regional and international agencies from whom it may seek assistance. All other British Overseas Territories ratified their FFR which favoured their respective territories, but for Anguilla, which this quagmire is a direct result of such incompetence.

We are also of the opinion that the UK Government designed the imminent vacating of the local Deputy Governor position to fill this post of Chief Financial Advisor (CFA) with a UK technocrat. In other words, your new Deputy Governor will be a British Technocrat who will also fill this roll - unless changes are made now that we know the game played. 

Now we have to fix this… but let us not forget from whence it came. 

Selective memory?

By: Realist Spikenice

Monday 28 September 2015

RECYCLING ON ANGUILLA

On Anguilla with 100% imports, we produce tonnes of waste which ended up in Corito landfill each year, with 0% collected for recycling, compared to some of our neighbouring islands with some recycling over 50% of their waste. There is a great deal of waste which could be recycled that ends up in our limited landfill which is harmful to the environment. Recycling this waste is an excellent way of saving energy, lives, and conserving the environment.

Here are the facts:
  • 1 recycled tin can would save enough energy to power a television for 3 hours.
  • 1 recycled glass bottle would save enough energy to power a computer for 25 minutes.
  • 1 recycled plastic bottle would save enough energy to power a 60-watt light bulb for 3 hours.
  • 70% less energy is required to recycle paper compared with making it from raw materials.
According to data on recycling, on average, 16% of the money you spend on a product pays for the packaging, which ultimately ends up as rubbish. Up to 60% of the rubbish that ends up in our dustbins could be recycled. As much as 50% of waste in the average dustbin could be composted. The unreleased energy contained in the average dustbin each year could power a television for 5,000 hours. Up to 80% of a vehicle can be recycled, and now with the VW revelations, we can save thousands by adding that energy back to the grid.

Satirically in a conversation with a keen recycling enthusiast, when told that 9 out of 10 people would recycle if it were made available... he pause... then replied, "actually that's the figure on recycled relationships..."

I guess they meant human resourcefulness...

By: Realist Spikenice

Sunday 20 September 2015

IT'S NO YESTERDAY TOMORROW


In 2007/8, financial markets entered a sustained period of instability, causing difficulties for banks across the world, precipitating a global credit crisis, and a widespread economic downturn… and Anguilla, being not in a vacuum, but also a highly valued and respected global financial partner have suffered parallel and direct consequences, but the facts are that serious financial malpractices have seriously contributed to the demise of our indigenous banks on Anguilla. 

Whereas the Government of Anguilla ability to service the indigenous banking community debt obligations, like many other finance ministries around the world, may take actions to:

• protect depositors in banks suffering insolvency or a severe decline in market confidence;
• maintain liquidity to allow “our” banks, whose failure would threaten the overall financial system, to pay claims and outstanding borrowings as they fell due;
• ensure that banks whose failure would threaten the overall financial system would have sufficient capital to cushion them from losses caused by further deterioration in the financial markets; and
• encourage banks to lend to creditworthy borrowers.

... these indigenous banks will never be the same again. The Government of Anguilla will have to recapitalize, loan, nationalize, or introduce relevant schemes such as liquidity, credit guarantee, and asset protection - to cushion your indigenous financial institutions on Anguilla. Nothing above is a a must, rather out of concern, financial stability, and investor confidence... which is a priority... but the Government of Anguilla is under no pressure whatsoever to make any rash decision going forward, contrary to misinformed proven incompetent Opposition pundits. 

Our concern is that there are those who believe that because they have shares in these institutions, mean that they own these institutions - no, you don't! The term 'share' means a share in the share capital of a company, which may includes stock, except where a distinction between stock and share is expressed or implied. It simply means that your share value can be bought and sold at will to the highest bidder. Corporations issue shares which are offered for sale to raise share capital.

... it simply means that if, and when your Government bailout the private banks' financial mess... that you the taxpayers will in essence also own shares in these indigenous banks - you will be also a shareholder. 

The question we must ask ourselves is, are we prepared to roll-up our sleeves and clean our own filth, or leave the banks die a natural death? The reality is that banking on Anguilla will never be the same again... it's no yesterday tomorrow.

By: Realist Spikenice

Sunday 16 August 2015

THE COMMON WEALTH MYTH

The Commonwealth comprises 53 countries (including one currently suspended member), across all six inhabited continents. The members have a combined population of 2.1 billion people, almost a third of the world population, of which 1.17 billion live in India and 94% live in Asia and Africa combined.

After India, the next-largest Commonwealth countries by population are Pakistan (180 million), Nigeria (170 million), Bangladesh (156 million), the United Kingdom (63 million) and South Africa (52 million). Tuvalu is the smallest member, with about 10,000 people, just after Anguilla, with roughly 14,000 souls.

There are currently two United States insular areas with the status of commonwealth, the Northern Mariana Islands and Puerto Rico.

The Commonwealth realm is a sovereign state that is a member of the Commonwealth of Nations, which has Queen Elizabeth II as its reigning constitutional monarch, and has a royal line of succession in "common" with the other realms.

Now... we understand the "common" part there. But... we are a bit confused about the "wealth" part. And given that we all are in this together... why don't we have common citizenship - like all the other common territories. Guess there is nothing soo common about us.

Wednesday 12 August 2015

ANGUILLA RIFFRAFFS SAY NO!!!


UK ANGUILLIANS

Our former Chief Minister, Mr. Hubert Hughes' choice as UK/EU Representation for Anguilla was a disgrace, to say the least... definitely one who suffers from self importance syndrome. We are hearing that there are "similar" in the waiting or vying for this said position. I am appealing to the Government of Anguilla to choose wisely.

In the past, we have known holders of this said position who have served "Anguillians" through blood, toil, sweat and tears... selflessly, respectfully, and with distinction... who were not Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, and on record silently degrading Anguillians as "RIFFRAFFS"... but simple and humble Anguillians who know us as a proud people.

How can they truly represent a people and speak in such derogatory terms or make such disparaging remarks like, "those of us who born here (Britian), and those who just come."

And when they decried government ministers, particularly then Chief Minister Mr. Osbourne Fleming, for posing certain questions on a topic of interest, it was a display of shameful behaviours from so-called professionals… and while you (government) are clearing things up and cleaning house... we most certainly would not stand by and allow this to happen.

HINT: putting this position to a vote, preferably an Alternative Vote, will be welcoming to many we have spoken with.

Sincerely...

Sunday 28 June 2015

CHAOTIC EUROPEAN CITIZENSHIP "DISCRIMINATION" AMONG ITS TERRITORIES... AS GOVERNING AUTHORITIES CARE LESS?

Immigration/Customs A Serious Concern - Anguillians Harassed, Dignitaries Passports withheld!

Nonreciprocity (bestowed on British Overseas Territories' citizens) - 
other than condoned citizenship "discrimination"... what does the term 
means?  "Constitutional Ignorance and/or Institutional Racism"?
Anguillians living in St. Martin/St. Maarten have expressed frustration over the continued difficulty they have at the Blowing Port of entry. The Immigration and Customs seem to follow extraordinary adherence to set protocol, according to which officers are in place at a particular time of the day. Many Anguillians coming home continue to be harassed because of what is deemed insufficient training or deliberate attempts to exercise extraordinary authority at the port. For instance, Anguillians residing in St. Martin having a French passport are often subjected to filling out immigration forms and are given time to stay on the island, while most pass ports show place of birth. In other instances, born Anguillians with a St. Martin’s spouse, and family members, even with Be-longer status are often subjected to extra scrutiny and harassment; in some cases, getting a new passport to which the Be-longer status may not yet be stamped, the officer seems to want to deny entry. In one incident, the Officer was asked if records within her computer system would not be able to confirm this, if by co-incidence the person in question did not travel with the old passport. It was surprising to know that there was no functioning system at the port that could assist in such cases.

British Overseas Territories whilst under the sovereignty of the United 
Kingdom, continue to maintain their own rules regarding immigration
requirements different from the visa policy of the United Kingdom. 
Anguilla has a minimum visa-free stay from “zero” to a maximum of 3 
months granted to holders  of British, and all European Union citizens 
pass port holders alike  however, brands European Citizenship status, 
with expected rights and courtesies when travelling.
Another very important note of concern, during the inauguration ceremony at the House of Assembly when the newly elected Government was sworn in, invited guests, born Anguillians and dignitaries from St Maarten/ St. Martin were all subjected to extraordinary immigration enforcement while attempting to enter the island for the ceremony. In what was considered unfortunate, officials from Dutch and French St. Maarten felt unwelcomed or subdued when their passports were withheld by a supervising immigration officer. Because of this, it was clearly noticed that on June 1st when Anguilla Day was officially celebrated, no St. Maarten / St. Martin officials were present.

Similar cases are reported of actions taken by Customer Officers at the port. Coming over on the week end prior to the Anguilla Day celebrations one custom’s officer in particular, seemed to be quite vigilant in subjecting us to extraordinary scrutiny. The officer appears well equipped in her function, but also appears very overzealous asking, if you have anything to declare, we answered “no, we are over to go to church and the Anguilla Day events”, she hesitated then said, “can you put your bags on the counter?” and asked us to open them up, we complied. At one point the officer asked, “Why do you have so much clothes just for the week end? Here is where I thought the officer was intrusive and out of control, while she was digging deep into the suitcase, I had several pieces of dry cleaned clothing in the usual plastic covering, and I asked the officer to be careful, they are dry cleaned clothes. She asked don’t you have anything new? Then she asked my wife to open her bag, she again repeated her observation, “Why would you bring some much clothes just for the week end?” Well, I flipped at that point and said, “You know, I’m coming home, and I have the right to bring as much clothes as I wish, and further, you don’t sound like you are from here!” Then she flipped, she turned to me and my wife and said, “Whether I sound like I’m from here or not has nothing to do with me doing my job!” I responded by saying, “and if I’m coming home where I’m from, I don’t expect a foreigner to be harassing me this much, I just want to go home!” By that she understood that I was actually a born Anguillian, just coming home, heading to “the suburbs;” Island Harbour.


She got the message, and she said you can go! My daughter was in the parking lot waiting, as I entered the car, here comes a lady with one shoe, smiling, she said, “the officer asked me to give you this shoe, you did her just right!” Then here came a gentleman, who was in line behind me, stuck his hand out, shuck my hand and said “great, that was great!” Now these two incidents happened to me, but just hours prior, my younger daughter arrived at the port and was subjected to similar questions; why so much clothes? What’s in that bag? etc. and immigration gave her one day to stay on the island as a St. Martiner. In many instances this kind of enforcement is necessary, and is commendable that officers would endeavor to carry out their duties with precision and good effort; it also does not matter where the officer may be from if best qualified. Certainly the best qualified person would demonstrate best skills and best custody of such sensitive duties. Then we learned that this officer is a troubled soul who has been moved from port to port because of a steady stream of contention with arriving passengers and even her colleagues. At the blowing Point port may not be the most suitable place for such an officer.

EU Overseas Countries and Teritories (OCT),
and Outer Most Regions (OMR)
The newly elected government got a solid reporting on this two weeks ago, when they returned to St. Martin to say thank you to the Anguillian-St. Martin Community. Several persons stood up and complained of the embarrassment and frustration they endure at the Blowing Point port, and asked government to do something about it. Here is where Government learned, or was told how the officials they invited to the island on the day of the inauguration were treated at the port, several persons in this meeting travelled to the island for the occasion and were subjected to the conditions applied. One gentleman said he had to advise the officer to look carefully at his past port, “I am a born Anguillian.” In said meeting a particular supervising immigration officer who appears to have a habit of over controlling was singled out; ironically, this was the same officer who handled my wife for her Be-longer status, and when I sent her to her back office to review her computer system for the information; there was no computer and no system with such information at the modern Anguilla port at Blowing Point.

In this meeting, my cases were not brought up, but one person indicated, this immigration officer is well known for what might be termed misuse of authority, subjecting, in so many instances Anguillians to unnecessary treatment at the port.

Speak Truth to power

By: Elliot J. Harrigan

Tuesday 23 June 2015

BREAKING UP NEWS ON ANGUILLA

The Eastern Caribbean Central Bank (ECCB) 
It has been said that a top Eastern Caribbean Central Bank (ECCB) Official, while on the island of Antigua, was reported as saying that the Anguilla United Movement (AUM) Government, under former Hon. Chief Minister, Mr. Hubert Hughes, had demanded a crisis-evaluation on the two indigenous banks on Anguilla, described as dangerously corrupt, dysfunctional and out of control - namely: The Caribbean Commercial Bank , and The National Bank of Anguilla. The official swears that his institution had no issues with the functioning of these financial institutions on Anguilla, which he recounted as significant. 

The new AUF Government of Anguilla is reported to be working vigorously, with full support from the UK Government, to ensure that the scale and costs of the various government interventions in your indigenous banks are comprehensive and transparent. According to one government official on Anguilla, "there is no need for any alarm, as there is no immediate threat or disruption, as every aspect is under advanced control."

Meanwhile, these social medias have been inundated from the rejected and defunct AUM cronies in the wilderness crying foul, and making irresponsible, often childish and unfounded accusations, and calling for a "referendum on banking issues". LMAO! Let it be known that this AUF Government of Anguilla wishes not to burden you, the good people of Anguilla, further with any taxes, and are anxiously considering ways and means to lessen the burdens placed on you under the incompetent Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM).

Sourced

Saturday 20 June 2015

ANGUILLA UTTER MESS (AUM's) POLITICS OF FEAR... AND SILENCE

Mr. Statchel Warner 
It is cowardly to write an article in a pseudo or pen name, it is intellectually criminal to write it under another person name. I am not happy about the recent article posted giving the impression that I wrote it. I am also not happy because such an article is meant to instill fear in the hearts and minds of Anguillians. It’s meant to destroy the little consumer confidence that remains in our local banks and economy. 

I will tackle this in two parts. Firstly I will say why I don’t support the AUF as a party but willing to support selective policy initiatives. Secondly, I will address relevant points mentioned in the article as negatives but if implemented could have a positive impact on the economy.

I don’t support the AUF because in my opinion it’s a strange cold blooded (asexual) animal. It’s an animal without an internal conscience, it has little sense of right and wrong, it depends on the external environment of public opinion, vigilance and condemnation to keep it walking the straight and narrow. It’s Leader in terms of education and awareness is eons beyond the former Chief Minister, yet his leadership style is weak and lacking because he don’t make waves, he is contented to just merrily rowing his boat down the stream.

Why I say it’s asexual, take a look at the recent appointments to the various boards especially Tourism, and explain to me what are the visible lessons learned from the past. Tell me this animal is not asexual or masturbatory. The old boys and girls club is back in swing while the animal hibernates and silently reproduces itself.

Irrespective of the banking crisis or the state of the economy there are issues that the present Chief Minister should have come to office ready to change. For example the immigration policy where spouses of Anguillians have to buy time for continued residence. He told me he knew it was wrong when it was first introduced but he was not the Chief, well you are the Chief now so fix it today, it’s not a matter that needs to be taken to the House. Also fix it for children born on Anguilla, and students that are educated here, let them not suffer the indignity of also buying time. Stop giving the people of Anguilla the impression that residence on Anguilla can only be determined by the British Nationality Act. I am not anti AUF or Victor; I am anti stupidity, corruption and greed.

In terms of the other members of his team, I think the Minister of Home Affairs means well and has great potential but I am hoping that she stands up for what is right and not be easily led. The Minister of Social Services is a smart guy but mentally lazy. The Minister of Infrastructure is loose cannon. The Chief Minister /AUF decision to incarcerate him within the Ministry of Infrastructure, Communications, and Utilities & Housing was its best decision and I don’t anticipate a cabinet reshuffle. However, I believe it would be in the best interest of the youth for Minister of Social Services and the Minister of Home Affairs to be immediately switched.

AUF also need to understand that the salaries of politicians are too high and their decision not discuss this issue will not make it go away. After all they are the ones who burden the people of Anguilla with these exorbitant salaries.

I support the Chief Minister efforts to keep the banks local, even though I suspect we won’t agree in our rationale. I think both of us believe the banks are local assets but I get the impression Chief Minister also believe they should remain in the hands of his unethical bed fellows that caused many of the problems.

Although the intent of the article is sinister, if the Government of Anguilla liberalizes the Alien Land Holding Licences its can be a significant boost to the economy. It would also remove political and economic bias from the system. British oversight of the Banks is not necessarily bad, maybe now they can monitor the accounts of politicians. Deposit insurance to protect Anguillians is an excellent idea. In terms of the Civil Service we got two choices, either we grow the economy or cut the civil service because the present burden is not sustainable. If NBA & CCB have to be merged to create a strong local institution I would support it even if there are some job losses. A broad based but targeted residence programme would also an excellent idea. I would support a Government loan to bail out the banks, but not to hand it over to the economic gangsters. I would expect a new public issue of shares with no connection to the past.

If this article as I suspect is AUM propaganda, all I can say is shut up stop the fear mongering, it is not going to do Anguillians any good. AUM you have no moral legs on which to stand. Spend some time building a new party, you last leader was a national disaster. AUF you need to end the delusion of honeymoon sex as you guys are the only persons on Anguilla experiencing a hand induced orgasm.

By: Statchel Warner
Mr. Statchel Warner studied BSc International Relations, & Cert. Social Services at University of the West Indies. He is an Entrepreneur, Thinker, Writer, Activist, Politician (former Anguillian National Alliance (ANA) Candidate, and Independent Candidate for Road South Constituency in the 2015 recent General Election held on Anguilla).


Thursday 11 June 2015

BANKING OPINIONS FOR ANGUILLA... UNCONFIRMED

My fellow Anguillians.

Governments around the world have long decided, legally, to make a series of large financial interventions to support the financial stability of their banking institutions. In line with international good practice, and good governance, the Right Hon. Chief Minister and Minister of Finance, Mr. Victor F. Banks, and Government of Anguilla – with full support from the UK Government, are working to ensure that the scale and costs of the various government interventions in your indigenous banks are comprehensive and transparent.

In 2007, financial markets entered a sustained period of instability, causing difficulties for banks across the world, precipitating a global credit crisis, and a widespread economic downturn… and Anguilla, being not in a vacuum, but also a highly valued and respected global financial partner have suffered parallel and direct consequences – contrary to some Illusionist. The Anguilla government ability to service the indigenous banking community debt obligations, like many other finance ministries around the world, will take actions to:

• protect depositors in banks suffering insolvency or a severe decline in market confidence;
• maintain liquidity to allow “our” banks, whose failure would threaten the overall financial system, to pay claims and outstanding borrowings as they fell due;
• ensure that banks whose failure would threaten the overall financial system would have sufficient capital to cushion them from losses caused by further deterioration in the financial markets; and
• encourage banks to lend to creditworthy borrowers.

Your government is methodically considering recapitalization, loaning, nationalization, or introducing and offering relevant schemes such as liquidity, credit guarantee, and asset protection - to cushion your indigenous financial institutions.

In essence, you… my fellow Anguillians, can be assured that this competent AUF-Government will do what is "legal" and "just" and "right" to protect you and secure what is yours – The Caribbean Commercial Bank and The National Bank of Anguilla... because it's all about you.

We are also concerned with the irresponsible, often childish remarks, made via these social media from expected knowledgeable political pundits. Let it be clear - this AUF Government of Anguilla has at no time wish to burden you the good people of Anguilla further with any taxes, and are very much busy with your concerns, considering ways and means to lessen the burdens placed on you under the previous AUM Administration.

The Right Hon. Chief Minister, and respected Minister of Finance, Mr. Victor F. Banks, will address the nation in the not too distant future.

We thank you very much for your understanding.

By: Realist Spikenice

Friday 5 June 2015

NECESSITY VS IRRESPONSIBILITY...

Both are makeshift crafts loaded with black people... the one on the left is out of pure desperation and necessity... the one on the right is a condoned and irresponsible act by law enforcement authorities on Anguilla.

The one on the left represents hundreds of migrants and asylum seekers fleeing Libya, where hundreds have reportedly drowned after their boat capsized in the Mediterranean. This take to the sea is a direct aftermath of an US-led military operations for regime change in Iraq, Libya and Syria - unrelenting military offensive by imperialist powers over two decades has plunged the Middle East and large swathes of Africa into chaos and conflict... and as the chickens come home to roost, many perished along the way.

The one on the right is a disgrace... simply irresponsible behaviour allowed by the authorities on Anguilla for almost a decade now. This makeshift-craft was never built or equipped, retrofitted (number of life-jackets, medical facility and personal etc.), or licensed to carry passengers... moreover, that Anguilla's sea and rescue management is practically unfit-for-purpose.

These are the kind of illegal activities... serious health and safety risk... and a disaster in the waiting, that the authorities on Anguilla allowed. It must stop now. This continued irresponsible stupidity is not simply through the lack of laws on Anguilla, but rather a neglect, in the interest of unprotected-fun, irrespective to the potential lost of lives. I am sure that laws and regulations are in place. Can you imagine the suits from this impending disaster? Even those witnessing such a disaster can sue for shock.

Both acts are desperations... though one is out of necessity... and the other is purely a fantasy. I'm hoping that our new Commissioner of Police will enforce a legal and commonsense approach going forward.

Anguilla, we must be bold... It's time that we take responsibility head on... and avoid this inevitable disaster. And yes, it happens once a year too much!

... remember... what sweet in goat mout' will sour in his bam-bam!


By: Realist Spikenice

Sunday 3 May 2015

ANGUILLA… THE BRAY THAT ROARED



Though some are still in silly mode, the majority of us here on Anguilla are back to reality. While they are being sued for millions, we are united at roundtables, speaking with one voice, one song, one accord… establishing the kinda atmosphere and Anguilla that will create opportunities for all Anguillians; and having the kinda discussions and building the organizations necessary for the reconstitution of a land we beloved and called home.

Team-AUF is an unavoidable change… a necessity… a team fit-for-purpose… that, what you did… an epiphany for which we now glee and wish well. Marvel, you must Anguillians… as your victory has demonstrated God’s will… so was the past five horrible years of an understatement of incompetence.

The Anguilla United Front is your government because of years of confusion of interest and the convergence of confusional cynical approach to nowhere from an inept Anguilla Utter Mess Administration under the leadership of Dr. Ellis Lorenzo Webster. 

You can be assured that under the competent hands of an Anguilla United Front Administration that full restoration of democracy, good governance, and political stability on Anguilla are in order… you have overwhelmingly voted to restore tranquility and economic prosperity back on Anguilla... notwithstanding the sense of peace we felt since April 22.

… and yet Anguilla rises.

By Realist Spikenice
Representative against Anguilla Utter Mess

Thursday 26 March 2015

AND YET ANGUILLA RISES...

We have learned years ago, working in community organizations like the Sea Scouts, Boys Brigades and the Interact, that progress and change in our country rarely comes from the top down. It's people like you, involving their coworkers, neighbors and friends… change begins with you.

It's a wonderful thing to understand that in theory but it's another to sit in a room full of motivated people, making plans and witnessing the effects of hard work. For us to win this campaign we must not take anything for granted by underestimating the depth of lies and divisiveness, from a confused and utter mess administration here on Anguilla. We must stay strong and build... it will only happen if your sleeves remain rolled up, not ceasing work.

To build on our hope for a better future for Anguilla and its diaspora, we have to take responsibility head on. We want to see all of us as Anguillians in these final days of campaigning, coming together once again in living rooms in that old Anguillian’ fashion… eating our signature rice and peas or fungi with fish. Let’s host each other as brothers and sisters while moving Anguilla in sync. It’s time to replace this 2010 synthetic change with confidence, track record, materializing set objectives - a program mapped out which will serve the interest of all Anguillians in 2015 and beyond. You want this because you believed so deeply that in the face of impossible odds, people who truly love this country can change it.

These election campaigns have sparked much controversy, and unprecedented waves of love and oneness coming together to eradicate a national menace… an utter mess administration. But we still have a few more days to go… It's up to us to harness that energy in crossing that finish line on April 23 morning. We have an incredible opportunity to change politics on Anguilla forever, where people genuinely care about our common future and believe that we have the power to shape the kind of society in which we live.

Thank you very much for your support, and see you at the polls my fellow Anguillians.


By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration

Sunday 22 February 2015

SURPLUS BUT UNPAID

Surplus they boast, a stronger house built on a strong foundation. But in reality, this Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration has shown nothing but incompetence, irresponsibility and poor leadership, responsible for the lack of any foundation at all, with loads of squabbling and confusion for five weary years and countless problems remaining to be solved: lack of jobs opportunities, shattered schools and hospital, disgruntled unpaid teachers and other civil servants, healthcare depreciation, roads unrepaired or needed resurfacing, misappropriation of funds, lacking airlift to and from Anguilla, water rationing, energy high cost leaving thousands of families sleeping in the dark, high duties on food leaving babies going to sleep hungry and kids going to school without breakfast, abandoned goods and services for the lack of knowhow and government financing, faulty equipment with serious health and safety risk, and loads of other empty promises. 

Surplus but unpaid… then they ridiculed and called you Puppets, Beggars and Jackasses.

The reality is that Anguilla faces huge challenges ahead for any new administration… but rebuilding is also an opportunity. Are we prepared to endure another five years of torture and poverty under this cartographic failed administration, or take the chance to create something stronger, a foundation as a rock on which dreams are founded. Our focus must be on strengthening the fundamental elements which all communities need to thrive: maintaining local law and order, rebuild our hospital, encouraging our doctors and nurses back to provide reliable healthcare, attracting top educators and restoring schools that will give our children the perfect chance to succeed and compete in the global market, clean drinking water, energy, food… access.

These are the failures which expose this AUM’s arrogance and incompetence which must be eradicated, a detachment from the lives of real people and an indifference to the consequences for the least fortunate among us. In rebuilding Anguilla, we need a team who will renew that commitment to one another… a team who will return to the core principle of our great nation by honoring our responsibility to our fellow citizens. The rude-awakening is that our failure is a UK liability in waiting.

My fellow Anguillians we need a team who will be our keeper, that will mitigate such an awakening, who understands, that foundation which makes all of us stronger…

Are you the one?

By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration

Thursday 19 February 2015

BOP THEM (F)LIES, AND SWEEP THEM OUT!

This election, the attacks are vile and endless, where the respectable are disrespected by the disingenuous. Some of you may have heard about the disgusting lies perpetrated by the deceptive AUM's influential peddlers, or certain accreditation seeking serpents with their phony and bias analysis from their non-refereed sources - twisting arms trying to distort the facts and savage our efforts to bring civility back in politics on Anguilla. These attacks have been perpetrated to disrespect and smear our leader’s christian faith and deep patriotism, and distort his record of more than two decades of humble leadership in public service.

Their attacks are nothing short than being childish and pathetic. The same immature and bitter tactics this confused administration has used again and again when you rightfully and repeatedly sentenced them to the wilderness, soon to be returned. I know that our distinguished leader, Mr. Victor Franklin Banks, is committed to fighting every smear every time. He'll fight hard and stand up for the truth, but he can't do it alone. Therefore, whenever you hear the truth from Team-AUF’s platforms we need you to email it to your address books - print it out and post it at work - talk to your families, relatives and neighbors - call your local radio stations or write a letter to the editor of the Anguillian. If lies can be spread virally, let's prove to the cynics that the truth can be every bit as persuasive as it is powerful.

The power in the voices of the people is their commitment to bringing our country together to meet the challenges we face, though knowing that power gives up nothing without a struggle - and to win the chance to bring back civility in government on Anguilla, we must first defeat the hateful tactics that have been used to tear us apart for too long now. We're determined to turn the page on an era of divisive politics, that when we hear these attacks, we will take decisive action immediately with truths.

The fight for Anguilla and its people is in full swing. Like the last, we won't let them steal this election with their lies, distortions, and their Shangonism. And what we have learned is that these attacks, no matter how bogus they are, can spread and take root if they go unchecked. The truth matters, but how you fight the lies matters even more. We must be determined never again to lose any election to a lie on Anguilla by stopping this futile bunch at the gates on Election Day.

This campaign is not simply a fight to win an election... its a fight for survival. Get on-board my people... it's all about you Anguilla!


By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration

Sunday 15 February 2015

A PROSPEROUS ANGUILLA MAKES ALL OF US VICTORS...


A Right Honourable And Distinguished Gentleman:
Mr. Victor Franklin Banks - It's An Honour To Have Served
In Every Successful Government on Anguilla!
Mr Victor Franklin Banks’ performance in governments stood above the competition in this general elections, as the record shows the kinda qualities and judgments that will make him an excellent Chief Minister. His passion and conviction, patriotism and commitment to Anguilla’s economic development and sustainability, his ability as a unifier in maintaining political stability on Anguilla, his experience and qualifications, his charisma, respectability and great ability to communicate effectively at all levels makes him an excellent CEO of Government.

This is no comparison to his opponents' sporadic confusion and confrontational behaviors, and their inexperiences and rookieness. Anguillians are unified about the kind of change in attitude of the leaders representing the Anguilla Diaspora, and have decided to choose a candidate best suit, after five long years of an embarrassing debacle on Anguilla. Mr. Banks has shown commitment, steadfastness and ability over the years of experience to work diligently unbiased across lines of party, race, and religion to produce meaningful and lasting results, for over 25 years in governments on Anguilla.

WHEN WE WERE PROUD: 
Dale Pusching, Hon. Victor F. Banks, Hon. Donna Banks, 
Amelia Vanterpool-Kubisch, John Benjamin, Marie Walker 
- an Anguilla Tourism Executive.
Working across party lines is not easy, but with such an accomplished leader at the helm of Team-AUF, it continue to reinforce the message of unity and commitment to bring together the best minds in reaching such greatness on Anguilla. True, real, and honest change we believe is a vigorous in-depth debate on the various issues affecting Anguillians, while delivering the best solutions incorporated from the brightest and smartest among us.

Peace, political stability, economic growth and a nation’s prosperity is a vote for Team-AUF, because it's all abut you Anguilla!

By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration



Friday 13 February 2015

WITH THEIR STRIPES WE WILL BE HEALED!

The Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration and their influential peddlers still measure success solely by falsifying arithmetic ie. everything calculated as a catastrophic failure - economy, tourism, education, well-being, health, crime etc. And though we hold our own on that scorecard, we can prove a much more powerful point. We can prove that it's the success of the people that measured our excellence prior to 2010. 

So while the AUM continue to fabricate and propagate their mountains of lies and innuendos in this general election... the say-anything-to-win whispering campaign to no where... Team-AUF is on a course of setting goals in support of you the electorate who seeks a new kind of politics in the depth of people's commitment to political stability, economic development, peace, and a nation’s possibilities and prosperity.

We can do this with your help; there's power in numbers. If you're ready to be part of Team-AUF, now is the time to stand up and be counted, my fellow Anguillians. I know what I'm asking for is hard... that the AUM's politics and politicians have disappointed you so badly, to the point where sometimes it seems easier just to tune out and walk away.

But what you have to remember is that when you walk away, the same old politics wins every time like they did in 2010 - the nutshell-mentality fear-mongering approach with their decades of false starts, disunity, trials and failures delivering failed leadership and governments - the politicians who lie for a living, steal, the Custom' Duties evaders, the wife-beaters, the women haters, the adulterers, the animal cruelters, the sexual assaulters, the illegal substance pushers. That's what all the people who benefit from politics on Anguilla as a game are counting on.

That's why we need you. That's why we cannot do this alone. Team-AUF is not just asking you only to trust its ability to restore good government and change this country forever – it's asking you to trust in yourself; in your own instincts; in your own sense of possibilities; in your own sense of what's right for you and generations of Anguillians.

If you're ready to go down this path, there are thousands of others ready to go with you right now, here on Anguilla! So, get on-board my people... It's all about a Diaspora!

By: Realist Spikenice 
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration

Saturday 7 February 2015

CONFIDENT AND UNAFRAID

The Anguilla United Front (AUF) continue to build the largest support in campaign history on Anguilla, while our opponents and their influence-peddlers are still in their rut... a convergence of confusion.

The comparison is simple – an Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) empty legacy... a disunited political approach to nowhere or a fit-for-purpose Team-AUF who is committed to major development projects to be implemented following this forthcoming general election:

• Procurement of investment for at least two marinas within the first two years of office.

• Extend the Clayton J Lloyd International Airport and improve aerodrome facilities within the first three years.

• Government to facilitate and support investment with the private sector in developing an Anguillian scheduled airline service to provide better access to the hubs in the region, especially St Maarten/St Martin within the first two years. This will involve all local investors in the industry.

• Construct The Valley Road Development Project within the first three years of the AUF’s term.

• Build new terminal facilities at Blowing Point within the first three years.

• Construct a Commercial Port Facility at Corito within the AUF’s term. This project will involve a holistic development plan for the area including solutions to the landfill site; access roads; a study of the feasibility of a cruise facility in the area; and a plan to mitigate the negative impacts on the residents in the area.

• A major social development project to establish cafeterias in all the schools within the next two years. This will be informed by a proper nutritional plan to be developed and managed by the Department of Food and Nutrition.

The Team-AUF has long turned the page - the kind of politics based on the idea that we are all connected as one people, that we all have a stake in one another... you can count on politics once again. We strongly believe that ordinary Anguillians like you can change our country.

Sadly the AUM’s position remains status-quo with their empty say-anything-to-win, can’t-do, won't-do, won't-even-try style of politics on Anguilla.

It's all about you my fellow Aguillians...


By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration 

Thursday 5 February 2015

YOUR BRAYS WILL BE ANSWERED!

Your generosity is what will make it possible to mount a winning campaign in this general elections. Thank you for taking the most extraordinary and deeply humbling time to take ownership of this campaign in such huge numbers we've been witnessing over the past few weeks in our political process. It means our campaign has more supporters, and it’s a wake-up call to our current politics and the wishful thinking of the dove under the tree. 

While our opponents are in government grandstanding, we've demonstrated that we've defied the pundits’ expectations and turned the political process on its head - now it’s time to build on our milestones of success - that Victor Franklin Banks​ is clean, McNiel Rogers​ is honest, and Curtis Richardson is innocent.

It means ordinary people like you and I will no longer be taken for Jackasses; that we are coming together in unprecedented numbers to demand economic growth and prosperity, tranquility, and stability in the restoration of good governance on Anguilla.

It means that you've clipped the DOVE, defied the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) and their influential peddlers - rejecting their cynicism and negativity, and embracing the hope and confidence that the Anguilla United Front (AUF) Team is fit-for-purpose on day 1 in office - a united team of professionals that you can trust to take us forward and continue changing things for the better, on Anguilla​.

We are building this movement so big, so deep, and so personal that even our youths like Shamica ain't silent no more. Those silent stories that ring true with passion, and a hunger for continuity, are all out now in droves standing up and being counted in this general election, fully aware that the stakes are too high and will not be auctioned to a set of vile bidders in this up coming general elections.

But even though so many of us share a common goal, our success is not inevitable. While everyone is marveling at our numbers and patting us and each others' on their backs, we still need to continue focusing on building and organizing,, and remind the electorate to look how long they were taken and threaded like Jackasses - so much so that they believed that even a Poodle was qualified.

We know that working together with a common purpose can continue transforming communities; and the same is true for our country. We need to continue reaching out to our friends, family, colleagues, and neighbors, identifying our common grounds and working together for the common good on Anguilla.

With such solidarity and a well organized AUF-Team under the stewardship of Mr. Victor Franklin Banks, we cannot thank you enough for your generosity and continue support to get Anguilla back on track. It’s impressive and inspiring, but we have a few weeks more to go still.

By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration

Monday 2 February 2015

HIDE-AND-SEEK POLITICS ON ANGUILLA MUST END TOO

THIS IS NOT PARTISAN

Politics is too important to be left to Politicians - your life, your future and generations literally depend upon it. Real change only occurs when people like yourself stand up and be counted. We must ensure that hide-and-seek childish politics be discontinued on Anguilla by introducing fix term elections dates. In the UK, following the Fixed-term Parliaments Act 2011, the dates of the General Elections are set in advance. It is time that we mature to such levels going forward, limit the insults from your politicians, and demand that the electorate are well aware way in advance on the date of General Elections. It is time that the election dates be set by our Supervisor of Elections in accordance with constitutional parliamentary terms, by similar Act on Anguilla, or by Order in Council (which is too often necessary to enforce commonsense in Overseas Territories). This, in my view, is of national crisis level and need urgent attention.

A Fixed-term Parliament Act will have a major impact on the timing of parliamentary elections on Anguilla. The Act will set the date for general election every fifth year thereafter. Early elections can be held only if a motion for an early general election is agreed either by at least two-thirds of the whole House or without division or; if a motion of no confidence is passed and no alternative government is confirmed by the House within a certain time set.

... I'm just saying.

By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration

Saturday 31 January 2015

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THEY WERE COOKING?

AUM plans folded...
The Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration's nutshell mentality is campaigning in this election for those who benefit from politics as a game - the selfish special-interest industry on Anguilla... you know them, also known as the ones who influence them to say-anything-to-win dirty kinda politics.

However, the Anguilla United Front (AUF) is not going to play that game. We are making it abundantly clear that people like you have always and will always dictate Anguilla’s policies. We're going to continue transforming the political process by bringing together the best brains on Anguilla. We believe in honest vigorous in-depth debate on the various issues affecting Anguillians while delivering the best solutions offered. We will be honest about the choices and the challenges we face, listen to you and learn from you, even when we disagree.

To do this, we need to dramatically multiply the number of stakeholders because the only way we can win is by making this campaign belong to as many people as possible. Because its all about you, and your demands are simple.

The AUF will continue to deliver those demands: continue leadership which ensures that the work of the people is properly done and done properly - quality leadership with the qualifications a nation so yearns – the kind of leadership that elevates, with associated respectability; equal opportunity for all at home and abroad with the hope that their voice matters in a political process that too often leaves too many Anguillians out; legislation; security; reliable healthcare, an education that will give our generations the chance to compete and succeed globally.

You can take ownership of good government. It’s definitely no turning back to a failed utter mess administration. It means that you the people would have made history and took control of your destiny.

Get on-board, we must do this together..

By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration

Thursday 29 January 2015

YOU'RE NOT JACKASSES...

Pasquale (Pat) Minicucci, B.Comm, FICB, ICD.D Owner
at Minicucci Coaching & Consulting - former Senior Vice
President Caribbean Region for Scotia Bank; and the then
Honorable Victor Franklin Banks: Minister of Finance, Economic
Development, Investment and Tourism.
Mr. Victor Franklin Banks is that kind of special leader with an amazing ability to bring people to the table from across party lines in maintaining political stability and economic prosperity on Anguilla. With such highly qualified leadership and team of professionals, properly vetted, organized and fit for purpose, It's humbling and inspiring, but more than anything, it's an awakening for each one of us here on Anguilla.

It’s embarrassing for too long now, that while an intelligent globe seeks to select their elites to compete and lead; we were deselecting our elite and electing our non-intelligent animals... while our sisters and brothers in the region laugh at our staged comedy circus.

An AUM case study...A+
But we still have a challenge, an Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration therefore, we are taking nothing for granted as we work hard to get your every last vote in this general elections. We've seen what happens when the will of the people is swept aside. Corruption and incompetence paralyze their will power and ability to think; where standards are diminished, and the fundamental fairness of our society diminishes to benefit a visionless bunch of no-brainers and their influence-peddlers...

Then they label you as Jackasses!

By: Realist Spikenice
Candidate against the Anguilla Utter Mess (AUM) Administration